Photoshop is the Anti Christ!


With Photoshop it’s an awful bear

to set my photos straight,

So, I settle for a lousy stare

Instead of the perfect Portrait.

Why did they make it so hard to use?

I’m foundering without a prayer

I rather be pulling a loaded caboose

Than fumbling around in these layers.

What’s with this patching, healing and hues?

Am I just Adobe’s blind fool?

Pick a tip, soft or hard, in a hundred different blues?

What if I took this pointy tool…

Oh, never mind.  Photo onward.

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