With Photoshop it’s an awful bear
to set my photos straight,
So, I settle for a lousy stare
Instead of the perfect Portrait.
Why did they make it so hard to use?
I’m foundering without a prayer
I rather be pulling a loaded caboose
Than fumbling around in these layers.
What’s with this patching, healing and hues?
Am I just Adobe’s blind fool?
Pick a tip, soft or hard, in a hundred different blues?
What if I took this pointy tool…
Oh, never mind. Photo onward.