Climate Flop

This comment would have waited for the clowns to start prattling about their “crowning  achievement for the environment” but instead I think I’ll piss on their parade early. Get a jump on the laughter so to speak…
Mitch McConnell, Senate majority leader: “Before the president’s international partners pop the champaign, they should remember that this is an unattainable deal based on a US domestic energy plan that is likely illegal, that half the states have sued to stop, and that Congress has already voted to reject.”

As Mitch is the top dog I let him have the podium. Otherwise it would have gone something like: “PISS OFF IDIOTS!”

I love the way Mitch phrased part of the opening…”the president’s international partners”. Gloriously and not so subtlety insulting. Perfect

Trumped

Prediction: Trump wins the nomination. He then proceeds to lambaste Hillary every day for a year using his own fortune and marketing savvy. He so resonates with Americans that they come out in droves including the 100 or so million who haven’t voted since Reagan left office. Trump wins in the first landslide victory since Reagan.

Instead of pardoning his criminal predecessor, he goes against tradition and prosecutes him, his entire staff, cabinet, appointees, czars. They are obviously found guilty and barred from ever opening their lying mouths on a public’s forum forever.

The, 38,000,000 folks who fell off the unemployment roles and never did get back to work (you know the ones that the Obama admin use to prove that unemployment has gone way down…those workers who STILL ARE UNEMPLOYED) are reemployed before his first term is over.

WE PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE BEFORE EVERY SCHOOL DAY WITH OUR HANDS OVER OUR HEARTS.  If you can’t do this, don’t come to school.

The alphabet news orgs are bought out by people intent on the truth only.

ACA is dropped before the inauguration.

ISIS is eliminated in 6 months. Israel once again is America’s chief ally in the middle East. We arm her up so greatly that the Arab community shuts up and learns to join the 21st century.

The borders are secured in a year.

Mr. Putin finality gets to deal with someone who has more balls than he does. certainly more that the Obama/Clinton or the Obama/Kerry team… even if you put all their nonexistent balls together at once. You know, some one like Condi.

Government Motors is shut down until it’s original investors are reimbursed for having Obama steal it away from them. Then when they try to go back to work the entire pile of crap fails miserably…Ford buys them out.

The banks that continue selling poison mortgages, destroying people lives, are no longer TOO BIG TO FAIL and do.

Religion becomes a personal freedom.  It is yours to deal with by yourself. Don’t preach tome about it unless I show up at your place of worship.  WE DON’T GIVE A DARN WHAT YOU BELIEVE.

If you come to America…you learn to speak English and assimilate into OUR SOCIETY OR GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. Do otherwise and struggle the rest of your time here.  AGAIN WE DON’T GIVE A DARN ABOUT YOUR OLD COUNTRY, CULTURE OR POLITICS.  THIS IS AMERICA. WE SPEAK ENGLISH AND SALUTE OUR FLAG AND WE DON’T NEED TO PRESS 1 SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!

Common core is sacked and it’s developers are sent back to grade school. Someone with real intelligence brings back the 3 Rs. We no longer award folks for participating. We award them for WINNING. Suddenly America is producing the best and brightest again.

The rest of the morons who brought our nation to it’s knees are publicly scourged for a full year as they are identified so that future idiots don’t happen… most Liberals, socialists, progressives and other useless idiots come to mind.

Anyone who uses terms like “political correctness”, “me space”, “micro-aggression” and other submissive terms are sent back to school to relearn the art of being human…and having some spine.

Climate change is climate change and it is acknowledged that it is going to happen no matter what we do. So instead of spending billions on a red herring that only breaks you while filling Fat Al Gore’s pockets along with all his super rich cronies, we spend on research into habitats fir for the next ice age and desalination plants.  For once we tell the EPA to go poop in its hat and do the RIGHT THING!

The IRS is dry cleaned.  Everybody out.  All new work force.  With simplicity in mind a Flat tax scheme a ten year old could figure out is put in place.  No breaks for anyone. AMEN!

The 2nd amendment is acknowledged as the law of the land and all gun grabbers can go fish, forever…or leave, better still. The only gun free zones will be off shore and available to all who wish to be vulnerable…just not here anymore. You have to pay your own fare to get there. No more freebies.

It is acknowledged that part time jobs are just that…part time.  They are net meant to be your primary employment so the supposition that flipping a burger is worth $15 and hour is tossed with the ACA…where it belongs…thus saving millions of part time jobs and keeping youngsters happily able to buy Xbox games while causing lazy turds to get a real job if they REALLY want to support their families or even themselves

Folks are made to PAY FOR THEIR OWN birth control (or learn abstinence), pay for their own abortions unless the health of the mom is at stake. Pay for their own sex changes …NO MATTER WHAT. Welfare recipients are drug tested randomly. Fail twice: lose your children, find another income.

Unions are disbanded and the billions stolen from workers is returned to them.

Social Security and Medicare are left alone.  Not one leftist money grubbing idiot can EVER make use those funds for anything but Social Security and Medicare…I paid for it. It is not an entitlement and you don’t get to mess with it at all, ever.  HANDSOFF MY MONEY, jerk.

Politicians term limits are enforced.  It is not a career and was never meant to be one. Liars need not apply…on that premise none of the present candidates from the left qualify.  That’s a HAPPY thought, isn’t it?

Since we can afford to spend billions sending our best and brightest into harm’s way, we no longer play games with their lives after they come home again and pass legislation that covers their health needs ad-infinitum and its done so on a separate bill with no pork allowed. Same as the defense budget…it is separate legislation. Military and the VA have their own budgets unattached to anything else ever again. Anyone who tries to do so is exiled forever…or just shot for treason.

Oh, did I say, NO MORE FREEBIES. EARN IT OR STARVE. AMEN!

YOU GO DONALD!